the one

 

"Wife tried to kill me. Found me with lover. A thief entered. Thief fell, down the stairs, along with my wife and lover," he said.

"I like his #play, not lying not telling the truth either," Insp. Shokie said. "With only one body, the thief, lover and wife must be one."

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