#vss365
TITLE : SEVERE #PASSION
"The wife's name is Fugu," Constable Antony said.
"How does that make her a suspect?" his boss, Shokie, said.
"You know, that sushi fish."
"I know. How were they together?"
"Very loving, neighbours say. That's strange, right?"
"The thing that's strange is that the right foot is clean and the left has m-sand from the construction work next door."
"Oh! Can you see that from here?"
"Headless. And, sliced from top to bottom."
"A split personality."
"How did the wife identify the body in the well?"
"He has six toes on both feet, Madam sir."
"How about his twin?"
"Twin? Isn't that one dead? 20 years back?"
"The torso of a body that resembled the twin was found."
"Topless and bottomless."
"Don't joke near the press."
"Do you think the wife knows?"
"Her mood changed when I mentioned the twin could be alive."
"Oh oh! Are you saying the two halves are from two people?"
"Hmmm."
"Do you think they were sharing her?"
"Fugu are polygamous."
"Ah, Madam sir, so you do think the sushi did it!"
"Proving that's going to be tough. She keeps her knives spotless."
"And, where are the other halves? And, heads?"
"Served, I guess."
"From their cloud kitchen? Their specialty's brain fry. I've had it."
"Get back all the orders of the last 24 hours. Remains too. Don't forget to check the incinerator."
"Homecooked Fastfood Gourmet, that must be their usp."
