Tuesday, March 29, 2022

witness

 

"She was only a witness to the victim's will. What motive could she have to kill?" SI Anu asked.

"Random suspicion is the #flip side of methodic investigation," Insp. Shokie said.

"Really?"

"No. But, a good crime story. What if she kills bcos her only motive is to kill?"


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Sunday, March 27, 2022

two-coffee problem

 

"Met on social media, love at first post. Gives me precious gifts. Won't take, not even sex. Too good. How will the fraud happen?"

"This is, I think, a two-coffee problem," Insp. Shokie said. 

"With a #dollop of cream?" SI Anu asked.

"With cyanide, lovers are involved." 


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Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Toxic

 

"Why didn't the dog #bark?" Insp. Shokie asked. On the 30th floor of the investment bank, the CEO was dead. 'Toxic subprime' printed with red lipstick near his scrotum. "Bring in the CFO, the one with lipstick on his collar." 

"What dog?" SI Anu asked.

"A red herring."


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